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1) This board deals with discussions about historical events.
2) No flaming please. This is a trial board as I don't want any /b/-style shit here. This is not /n/.
3) 'Alternate history' discussions are fine
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>>212
No error, it's just that I cannnot select a file because I'm on an iPod.


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am i doing it right?
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>> No. 266
>>227
Forget Mussolini, Josef Mengele as Chaotic Neutral? The angel of fucking death? Are you out of your mind?
>> No. 267
>>266

If anything, you could switch Mengele and Himmler, would work a bit better.
>> No. 276
>>213
FDR should tie with hitler or stalin. Fuckin FDR. You know that bastard was more concerned about carving up the world and enacting his shitty social measures than actually winning any war? AND he's the one who oil-starved the japanese into attacking us?

In WWI we turned on our traditional ally, the germans, to side with our traditional enemy, england, and THEN in WWII we do the same thing to japan, the people WE fukkin dragged kicking and screaming into the new world. WE were jerks the the japanese and then wondered were this sudden attack came from.


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Seeing as we don't have a /food/ and most of the other *chan /food/ rooms are filled with culinary school drop-outs, AND the fact that my question borders on the historical, here we go...

...I'm about to bottle my latest batch of mead, which turned out to be my BEST EVAR, and I thought a good way to celebrate would be to have a Viking feast.

Well hold on a minute, I know nothing of Viking culture outside of the brief History Channel documentary and the odd essay. It could be argued that their culture is more defined by their diet, art, religion, etc. - than it is by their military achievements (usually what I read).

So I need Viking meals, traditional foods. NOT the current Scandinavian crap. NO ludafisk. And sure s fuck NOT the crap they'd serve at a Renaissance Faire.
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>> No. 172
Want some rye? Sure you do!
>> No. 264
beef, fish, mead - enjoy
>> No. 275
I don't enjoy mead


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Post all historical maps here
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East Prussia before the Teutons invaded.
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Okay, while studying the life of Richard Nixon, I discovered that while a young law student at duke university he was so poor that couldn't afford student housing and was living in an abandoned garden shed on campus. A grounds keeper found him one day and was so impressed at the young Nixon who only had a cot and a stack of law books that he decided not to report him and to secretly allow him to live in the shed.

So my question is this: If that grounds keeper did his job and reported young Nixon would be have been kicked out of Duke, and then would he never have been president and all those extra people who died in Vietnam and Cambodia still be around?
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>>16

Not only that, but they would also be placing extra strain on the world's rapidly depleting resources! Yay!
>> No. 270
as if the resources that exist in this world can be easily measured and are evenly distributed. The people in those countries lived off the land and never beyond their means. You've said such a stupid thing.
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>>270
hes talking about the american soldiers you fkken idiot.


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Different A-historical situations. This is not a discussion on whether one is evil (like the Axis winning WW2), just list em'.

I shall start.

-Russia winning the Cold war violently (pic related)
-Italy joining the Central powers during WW1, possibly giving Germany better terms of surrender and avoiding WW2.
-Maginot line being extended to cover Belgium.
-Roman's winning the battle at Tutonburg Wald (dont know how to spell that).
-Hannibal sacking Rome.
-USA joining the central powers during WW1.
-USA sits out WW2.
-Zulu nation defeats the brits.
-Nationalist china defeats communist early on.

List some.
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>> No. 260
Chapman kills Yoko Ono instead of John and he reunites with the Beatles
>> No. 265
Mitochondrial Eve is stillborn.
>> No. 269
>>137
"- Stargate SG1 is not cancelled." LOL Awesome.

>>123
"-Steve Jobs doesn't meet Wozniak"

That made me think of, what if Bill Gates never went to Lakeside School?


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Are you aware... Of the LOLOCAUST????
>> No. 272
Known to some as the hollow hoax


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I'm curious, I obviously wasn't around in this time but...

What was it like the day John was shot?
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>> No. 253
You old enough to remember the day Kurt offed himself? Yeah, about like that.
>> No. 254
>>34
For me at the time, it was "what's with the newsbreak interrupting Sesame Street? Who's this guy anyways?"
>> No. 259
it was a horrendous day, i remember it as if it were yesterday.
I was in a state of shock for weeks afterwards.


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who wouldve won, a roman army or a medieval army? both armies same strenght of men and horses, no catapults or cannons or similar
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>> No. 234
Only having a degree in Eurasian history, I posit that equal numbers of Romans would easily handle most medieval foes. Legions were far better trained and organized. Both were essentially open field armies, removing the Germanic advantages when they annihilated their Legions. No medieval army had anything resembling the horse archers of the Levant powers, another of Rome's counters. The third to consistently pound Rome was the Successor pike and elephant armies of Pyrrhus, but he was such a general as to be ranked above Hannibal,,,By Hannibal himself. The bulk of any Roman army would be legionaries, competent and reliable, but not up to Knight grade. The bulk of most medieval armies would be levied serfs and other ill-trained troops forced to the field and poorly motivated. Crossbows, longbows and cannon would kill many, but none of these troops could do more than the simplest of maneuvers, including getting out of the way of a fast approaching block of heavily shielded Romans. Swiss pikes were well trained and motivated, but vulnerable to well protected infantry that could get inside the points. English longbows are lethal at range, but easily flanked. The French at Agincourt were just idiots.
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>>203 no. it sounds fucking gay.
>>234 hell yeah! the swiss kick ass!!
>>234 the french. no further comment needed.
>> No. 248
>>203
It should be pointed out that the Byzantine military, with its greater emphasis on cataphracts, was pretty different from the 'classic' Roman legion. The discipline was still there, though.


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Here's the WWI version too.
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And here's a better version of the WWII one.
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>>245
>>246
Where did you get that from? Fucking Win...


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